the plastic dilemma
Humans are pretty fantastic. Since we bashed a few things together and made fire in our cave dwelling days, we have been on a bit of a roll with inventions (including the wheel, as it happens).
Plastic is arguably up there with antibiotics and margaritas in the league table of our best and most useful of human endeavours. It is a strong, lightweight, and mouldable magic material used in thousands of products that add comfort, convenience, and safety to our everyday lives.
Unfortunately, we have invented something that lasts for 450 years that we often only use a few times. Oops.
Plastic is sort of everyone’s problem. The people who make it, the people who sell it, the people who use it, the people who dispose of it, the people who collect it, the people who find alternatives to it. Certainly the wildlife that eat and get entangled in it.
We aim to do our bit too and not fall asleep at the wheel (which we have invented) as the future comes screaming along and pummels us in the face. We need to get ready for change by being part of the revolution.
Unfortunately we have some time to wait for huge, game-changing alternatives to get our products happily to you .
We need a short-term solution.
PICTURE THIS! It’s bath-time in 2075. I am submerged in delicate rainwater from the fabulous Ninja 5000 water collection device on my roof.
I think ‘TREACLEMOON’ and the chip implanted in my brain purchases a globule of delicious gel which is immediately transported via solar fuelled drone to be decanted into my open hand. I think ‘thank you drone’. The drone emits a rainbow in response and flies back out of the window.
No packaging required.
I hologram myself to my grandchildren to tell them about how we used to use plastic ‘back in my day’.
They blush and tell me to get dressed as they are at school. Silly Grandma.
meet our new bottle
‘we’ve been working on other ways to make our bottle kinder to the environment. Ocean plastic waste is devastating and we learned that it actually isn’t possible to recycle ocean plastic (this being because it’s now contaminated), we knew we needed to think outside the box. Together with our clever team plus a few bees, gnomes and unicorns, we found a team in South East Asia who stop plastic waste in its tracks, this being key waterways, before it reaches the ocean – we call this ‘Prevented Ocean Plastic’ and this now used to make up 35% of our treaclemoon bottle! TAH DAH!
‘Why 35%?’ we hear you ask. ‘Good question!’ we say… It’s simple. Being a relatively new technique, infrastructure is limited, but we hope by you choosing treaclemoon we can help to support the companies who collect Prevented Ocean Plastic more and more, which will then enable us to use even more Prevented Ocean Plastic in our famous little bottle.’